C'Mere, Kitty: A Cat Lover's Guide to Pestering Your Pet
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ARE YOU A (WO)MAN OR A MOUSE?
Are you being pawed, clawed, gnawed, and overawed by that four-footed fuzzball who ruins your furniture and runs your life? Is the strain of catering to your caterwauling cat causing catatonia, cataplexy, and maybe even an Oedipus complex? Well, here's a way to get back in the catbird seat: this hilarious how-to-fight-back book from an expert who just so happens to be named Katz (litter-ally!).
Here are dozens of surefire (but never cruel or harmful) pet-tested, owner-approved, puss-pestering ways to show your cat who's really boss:
CALL HIM PICATTSO: Just take a large sheet of paper and spread it out. Then rubberband a magic marker to kitty's tail. The designs he makes trying to shake it loose could be worth a fortune!
LET'S GO TO THE VIDEOTAPE: Videotape your cat at play, but hold the camera upside down. Your cat will go nuts trying to watch the playback!
A FASHION SPLASH: Give your cat a water balloon to chase. Stand by to watch the fun when he pops it!
AND LOTS MORE! No cats were harmed in the making of this book just humiliated.
About the Author
ALAN KATZ is a writer on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. He has also written comedy, parody and special material for TV programs on all four broadcast networks, Nickelodeon Nick at Nite, Comedy Central, VH-I, and many other major cable networks. He was nominated for a 1993 Best Writing Emmy for Disneys' Raw Toonage. He lives in Weston, Connecticut, with his wife Rose and their two children.
C'Mere, Kitty: A Cat Lover's Guide to Pestering Your Pet,Alan Katz,Avon Books (P),038079831X,Animals / Pets,Cats - General,General,Humor,Pets
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